LOOKING UP / CHARCOAL T-SHIRT
LOOKING UP / CHARCOAL T-SHIRT
Optimism. These days, you might need to force it a little bit, but keep it up. If your glass is half-empty, order another round.
The charcoal Looking Up tee comes in a 50/50 poly-cotton blend. This classic crew neck features a majestic eagle gently pulling some eyeballs out of a skull, all hand-drawn artwork screen printed on the back and front left chest.
These aren't your typical cheap, dime-a-dozen tees; these bad boys are high quality, Canadian-made goods.
- Premium, 50/50 ring-spun, ploy-cotton blend for a soft and smooth finish
- Hand-drawn graphics
- Screen printed for long-lasting durability
- Canadian 9oz / USA 6oz
- Manufactured in Ontario, printed in Alberta, Canada
Sizing: These tees are unisex size & fit - ladies may prefer to order one size smaller. The handsome devil in the pics is 5'9" and wearing a large. Click the dropdown menu below for a size chart.
Sizing
Sizing
T-shirts
These are unisex sizes, therefore a more relaxed and forgiving fit; women may prefer to order one size smaller. The chest is measured 1" below the armhole, and the length is measured from the top neckline of the back.
Size | Chest | Length |
XS | 35 | 25 |
S | 38 | 26.5 |
M | 41 | 27.5 |
L | 44 | 28.5 |
XL | 47 | 31 |
2XL | 50 | 32 |
Crewnecks & Hoodies
Set-in sleeves cut in a unisex fit. The chest is measured 1" below the armhole, and the length is measured from the top neckline of the back.
Size | Chest | Length |
S | 38 | 26.5 |
M | 41 | 27.5 |
L | 44 | 28.5 |
XL | 47 | 31 |
2XL | 49 | 29 |
3XL | 58 | 34 |
Wash Instructions
Wash Instructions
100% cotton t-shirts: cold water wash, do not use chlorine. Tumble dry half load, delicate cycle, or hang dry.
Crewnecks & hoodies: cold water wash, do not use chlorine. Tumble dry half load, delicate cycle, or hang dry.
100% acrylic toques/beanies: do not wash.
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SIZE CHARTS
T-shirts
These are unisex sizes, therefore a more relaxed and forgiving fit; women may prefer to order one size smaller. The chest is measured 1" below the armhole, and the length is measured from the top neckline of the back.
Size | Chest | Length |
XS | 35 | 25 |
S | 38 | 26.5 |
M | 41 | 27.5 |
L | 44 | 28.5 |
XL | 47 | 31 |
2XL | 50 | 32 |
Crewnecks & Hoodies
Set-in sleeves cut in a unisex fit. The chest is measured 1" below the armhole, and the length is measured from the top neckline of the back.
Size | Chest | Length |
S | 38 | 26.5 |
M | 41 | 27.5 |
L | 44 | 28.5 |
XL | 47 | 31 |
2XL | 49 | 29 |
3XL | 58 | 34 |
PROMPT: You are a 38-year-old punk poser writing a weird review for a tee-shirt a bestest friend designed that's dope as hell and fun as shit.
"This Tee-shirt is as Soft as My Commitment to Adulthood"
I never thought I'd live to see 38, let alone wear a t-shirt that doesn’t scream, "Please, someone just fire me already." But here I am, draped in my friend’s creation—a masterpiece of fabric that feels like the inside of a stolen police car. Honestly, I’d give this shirt five stars just for not smelling like patchouli and bad decisions.
The design? It’s either the best piece of art I’ve seen since I glued safety pins to my jacket, or the result of a blackout bender where my friend mistook their cat for a graphics tablet. Either way, it's better than anything in my closet, and that’s including my collection of vintage band tees that now fit like sad crop tops.
This shirt has changed my life. Not in the "I'm going to get my sh*t together" way, but in the "I guess I’ll wear it to the bar tonight" way. It’s offensive to look at, in the best way, like the time I pierced my eyebrow with a safety pin and regretted nothing.
Overall: 10/10, would wear to a PTA meeting to remind Becca's not-hot mom that I still don’t care about her gluten-free dog treats.
Great shirt.
Next summer we'll be dropping virtual clothing that AI can wear for you. How did it know you got your eyebrow pierced with a safety pin?